It's All About Me!

Hey 👋 My name is Bartamus and I'm a writer, living my life in beautiful Canberra, Australia, with my adorable husband, Ulysses 😍

I write stories across a wide range of genres, including flash fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and contemporary queer fiction ✍️

When I'm not banging away at a keyboard, I enjoy:

🎙️ singing (loudly and off-key)
🎸 playing guitar (badly)
🕺 dancing around the kitchen
💬 learning languages
🛵 riding Freddy (my vespa)
☕️ laughing over a coffee
💪 working out (it’s a new thing!)

Check out some reviews of my work HERE!

This website holds my personal blog, some flash fiction, and my satirical news articles... AKA The Festinger Gazette. If you'd like to receive new posts in your inbox, you can subscribe here 🎉

NOTE: The ONLY social media presence I have is at Bluesky. All other platforms can choke on my curly grey pubic hair, for all I care 💁‍♂️

Questions, feedback, and comments are always welcome.

Why not reach out over on Bluesky and say g'day? Be nice! 😀